Good day, Grown Men, and welcome to day two of wedding week! Today, we’re going to throw down the gauntlet for the groomsmen. The groomsmen is likely the most misunderstood job of the entire wedding as it appears, at first blush, that there’s not much for them to do other than usher, stand, and party. But I say, “Nay, groomsmen – you’re the infantry, the back up, the groom’s [dramatic pause] men!” You’ve got an important role, and one that we need to discuss.
Here at You’re a Grown Man, I try hard not to retread the same content that’s been written about, ad nauseam, all over ye ole’ internet. Because of this stance, I’m going to just shoot myself in the foot and tell you that there are a number of good sources to get the specifics of the groomsmen job. I found a solid one on TheKnot.com, but there are others if you simply ask Jeeves. That being said, today I’m going to cover some of the lesser discussed points of groomsmen etiquette in order to advance the cause of nuptial knowledge (it’s sort of an alliteration, isn’t it?). Here we go…
-Be supportive in bachelor party planning. While it’s typically the best man’s job to organize the details of the Stag Night, the groomsmen have multiple opportunities to step up and take some of the burden. In my real life, I’m in the midst of being a best man and planning the bachelor party. The other day, I casually mentioned to one of the groomsmen that we should go fishing as part of the weekend. His immediate response was, “Awesome idea, my brother has a ton of gear, I’ll make sure he brings it, we’re set on fishing.” Whew. Thanks, groomsman! Now I can focus my energies on more important things like figuring out how many PBR’s will fit in a Volkswagen-sized-cooler and where in the world I can get a child-size Wham! t-shirt for the groom to mandatorily wear all night.
-Be supportive in finances. Groomsmen-to-be, here’s what you’re going to need to pay for.
1-Your tux rental, suit purchase, or whatever the bridegroom tells you to wear. I pre-apologize if that chap asks you to buy some huge, frumpy, linen shirt for his beach wedding – yuck.
2- Your share of the bachelor party, pre-wedding party, or whatever the best man invites you to. The best man should be very open about finances, hopefully he will be after reading tomorrow’s post.
3- Drinks and food. If you see your groom heading to the bar or flagging down a waiter, you absolutely must intercept that guy with a “Oh hell no. I’m buying.” Grooms don’t pay for anything.
4-Anything else, within reason, that you’re asked to buy. If you get a text 30 minutes before the ceremony that reads “Oh shiz, I forgot…can u pick up shaving cream, a box of condoms, and shoe polish?” – do it. And don’t ask for repayment – it’s just part of the job.
-Be supportive of the bride, bridal party, parents, pastor, florist, photographer, cookie table attendant, etc., etc.,. The days before the wedding, not to mention the actual day, are fraught with little details, changes in plans, and last minute freak-outs. Every wedding has them, no matter how fantastic the wedding coordinator is – unless it’s J. Lo. Anyhow, your role as a groomsman is to pay attention and help out as needed. Let’s say you overhear one of the bridesmaids saying, “Oh no, I forgot my purse in the car, and it’s raining!” Guess what fella, this is now your job. Her updo won’t survive the downpour. There are a zillion examples like this one that could illustrate my point. However, I will leave you with this – pay attention to everything that’s happening and do whatever you can to make the day a tiny bit smoother.
And finally…
-Support the groom. Your main job, by far, is to make sure your groom is as care-free as possible. This guy has got a lot on his mind and really doesn’t need to be focusing on anything other than that sweet woman who he’ll be meeting up with in a few moments. Sometimes, support looks like sneaking him a little preview from the bar and having a laugh. Sometimes, it looks like saying “No way man, I’ll make sure your aunt has directions to the reception.” Support can take on a lot of forms, but the overarching point that I’m trying to make is that it must be given. The role of the groomsman is not one of simply attending and leaving, it’s one of doing the stuff that nobody got assigned and, usually, nobody is being asked to do.
Grown Men, be good groomsman – I know you can do it.
Tomorrow, the best man…