stop ice skating.

It’s one thing to take your lady friend out to the local skating rink for a date. It’s quite another to call yourself an olympian whilst wearing tights and crying.

Here are my three factors that should exclude you from being in the olympics:
1- If you have to do your hair before you compete, you’re out.
2-If you have to wear any outfit that doesn’t say USA (or your respective country), you’re out.
3- If you are going to wear those ridiculous outfits, you better freaking jump. This rule is especially for ice dancers -blech.