It’s Easter, go to Church. It can be a weird church or your run-of-the-mill First Church of [your town]. But seriously, twice a year (Christmas Eve is the other one) won’t kill you. While you’re at it – wear a suit.
Happy Easter, grown men.
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You're A Grown Man 
Santa Claus for adults.
What, even if I do not believe in any god?
Surely going to church means you still have an imaginary friend and that’s for kids?
Hence I don’t go to church.
Grown ups don’t have imaginary friends whether they call it God or not.
If you disagree show us all this “God” of yours in a convincing manner. Otherwise you’ve got nothing. Also finally proving it would mean your God is less evil for letting people die over the confusion over which one is real or not.
Show us or shut up.
Sick of these immature God-bothers and their sick little cults.
Don’t you think your a bit old to have imaginary friends?