stop ice skating.

26 Mar

It’s one thing to take your lady friend out to the local skating rink for a date. It’s quite another to call yourself an olympian whilst wearing tights and crying.

Here are my three factors that should exclude you from being in the olympics:
1- If you have to do your hair before you compete, you’re out.
2-If you have to wear any outfit that doesn’t say USA (or your respective country), you’re out.
3- If you are going to wear those ridiculous outfits, you better freaking jump. This rule is especially for ice dancers -blech.

4 Responses to “stop ice skating.”

  1. TJ 3 August 2010 at 1:09 pm #

    So, hockey is still ok then? Because no way am I quitting my beer-league hockey team that my friends and I play in.

    • You're a Grown Man 3 August 2010 at 3:38 pm #

      Wow, I can’t believe you’re reading this old post! No, my friend, you should NOT quit your beer-league hockey team as it’s likely the best thing you could do with your time. I apologize for not addressing beer leagues in the post.

      Thanks for reading and for combining beer and sports in such an important way.

      • TJ 3 August 2010 at 3:41 pm #

        I actually didn’t notice the date. I’ve got this site in Google Reader, and it just popped up the article for me. Not sure why that happened…

        Regardless, I love the site, and so does my wife. Carry on.


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